You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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