Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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