Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize
