I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
