If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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