i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
