And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
