so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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