Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
When are your genitals available?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
