Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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