I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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