Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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