How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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