i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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