What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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