weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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