That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
