come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
it's like iHOP with fire
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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