doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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