This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
this just has baby written all over it
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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