Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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