WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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