Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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