i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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