Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
