I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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