fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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