I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Enjoy the penises
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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