so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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