it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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