i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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