I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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