Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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