I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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