dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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