: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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