Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The uberlube is also flammable
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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