Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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