Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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