So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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