I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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