As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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