I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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