Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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