Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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