Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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