so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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