I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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