I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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