White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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