You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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