I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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