I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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