Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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