i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
barbara walters just said penis...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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