And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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