Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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