No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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