So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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